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There is an old farmer whose wife is always nagging, bitching at him. It gets so bad sometimes he just has to leave the house and head out to the pasture for some peace and quiet.
One day he is out there with his old mule and she comes stomping out barking orders. The mule kicks her in the head and she dies.
At the funeral all the women are coming up to the casket where the farmer is standing and passing along their condolences. The farmer just nod his head yes over and over again as each woman approaches him.
The men come up and the farmer just nods his head no over and over again.
The preacher is watching this and comes up to the farmer and asks," I have been watching all the women folk come up and you nod your head yes and them the men come up and you nod your head no...I am curious why that is"
The farmer says, "Well, the women are telling me what a wonderful life my wife had and I just nod yes and the men folk are all asking me if the mule is for sale".
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#1
Posted 05 May 2007 - 02:24 AM
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Yamaha RPM 10* GD MD7
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#2
Posted 05 May 2007 - 02:34 AM
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TSG Madman
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Quote: Swing Easy and Swing Freely (personal swing thought)
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Bag #1
Ryoma Premia with Fire Express 55R/
Taylormade Gloire with Crazy LY02
Yamaha 17* 4w
RC TRC 20*
TM RBZ UT 22*
Titleist VG3 5-PW
Titleist forged 50*
Titleist forged 54*
Seven Hill 58*
SC Calif. Del Mar/Matsumoto MG8
Now I'll have to let my wife 'accidentally' read this one. Thanks for the laugh before I head out to the course in this beautiful spring morning.
Edited by Duffer19, 05 May 2007 - 02:35 AM.
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Posted 06 May 2007 - 06:37 AM
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Quote: Stupid Should Hurt
LOL thanks I needed that
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Tour Edge Exotics 15* Fuji ZCom TW74
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#4
Posted 08 May 2007 - 12:10 PM
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TSG Expert
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Quote: There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those that don't
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What's in the Bag?:
Tourstage x drive Driver dj6
Royal collection vs tour 15 Fubuki
Epon 302 4-PW, Nippon Peening Red Nowon grips
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Kinda like the line...... 'Why do men die earlier than women? ........ cause they want to!' 
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#5
Posted 10 May 2007 - 08:55 PM
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Quote: Semper Fidelis
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good joke. lol.
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3-Wood: Nike T-40 Tour, 15°
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Hybrid: Titleist 503.H, 22°
Irons: 03 RAC TP combo, 3-pw
48°: Titleist Vokey Design, 48°
54°: Nike Forged, 54°
60°: Cleveland Reg. 588 RTG, 60°
Putter: Scotty Cameron Futura
Driver: Taylormade R7 425, 10.5°
3-Wood: Nike T-40 Tour, 15°
5-Wood: Taylormade 200 Steel, 18°
Hybrid: Titleist 503.H, 22°
Irons: 03 RAC TP combo, 3-pw
48°: Titleist Vokey Design, 48°
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60°: Cleveland Reg. 588 RTG, 60°
Putter: Scotty Cameron Futura
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Posted 22 January 2008 - 09:59 AM
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Quote: Life is a game, but golf is serious!
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Driver: Mizuno MX 500
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A lady came to the grocery store and asked the produce manager for a half a head of cabbage. The produce manager said “Ma’am, we don’t sell halves of cabbage.” She said, “Well that’s what I want, please ask your boss.” So the man walks to the back and doesn’t notice that the woman is walking right behind him. He sticks his head in the door and says to the store manager, “Boss, there is some ***hole here who wants to buy a half a head of cabbage.” And then he turns around and sees the woman and says, “and this nice lady here wants to buy the other half!”
The next day the store manger calls the produce manager into a meeting and tells him they are opening a new store and because he’s such a quick thinker they want him to be the manager. He asks where the store is located and his boss tells him Alaska. “Alaska!” he says, “there’s nothing up there but prostitutes and hockey players!” “Hey!” the store manager says, “my wife is from Alaska.”
Produce manager, “Oh really, what team does she play for?!”
The next day the store manger calls the produce manager into a meeting and tells him they are opening a new store and because he’s such a quick thinker they want him to be the manager. He asks where the store is located and his boss tells him Alaska. “Alaska!” he says, “there’s nothing up there but prostitutes and hockey players!” “Hey!” the store manager says, “my wife is from Alaska.”
Produce manager, “Oh really, what team does she play for?!”
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